"The Tour From Hell is a Laugh Riot"
After reading Pasta Imperfect, the third book in the Emily
Andrew tour guide series, I immediately went to Amazon and
ordered the first two books! Emily Andrew and her merry band of Iowa senior citizens
are hilarious. I loved her amorous grandmother, who
nearly crippled her elderly lover while enacting scenes
from The Barbarian! What a hoot, but this would be just a
souffle were it not for a rather nifty murder mystery that
kept me guessing till the end. Emily takes her Iowans along on a tour of Italy for
Romance Writers--they are not writers, but they got a good
deal on the tour so off they go. Everything goes awry
from day one--Emily loses her luggage and then the hotel
they are staying in burns down. But, then Emily's luggage
arrives and before she can claim it--the clothesless
fellow travelers make off with her sexy new wardrobe. Worse is yet to come, as bodies begin to fall Emily is
horrified to discover they are all wearing her new
clothes! While Emily and her Iowans are very amusing the true kudos
go to the wonderful satire of Romance writers and aspiring
writers. The skewering of contests for aspiring writers
is hilarious, these people design bookmarks, write first
chapters and try to sell books they have not written.
They seem to think that the winning of the contest is what
counts and figure they can scratch out something quickly
if they get a contract. The backstabbing and catty
comments will ring true to anyone who has been to a
conference; as one well known writer said to me "pass the
cream" as we listened to some very catty comments on the
winners of Romantic Times's contests. I am not sure I
will ever again be able to sit through the awards
ceremonies with a straight face after reading Pasta
Imperfect. Hunter's book is classified as a Mystery by Pocket, but do
yourself a favor and wander over to the mystery nook and
pick this one up; I believe it will delight other romance
fans as much as it did me.
Reviewed by Linda Hurst
Posted August 11, 2004
SummaryIT WAS AN OFFER SHE COULDN'T REFUSE....
The discount travel package to Italy seemed like a great
deal: Emily Andrew could lead her globe-trotting Iowans on
the trip of a lifetime and bring her family to boot. Maybe
she should have read the fine print....Sharing their
itinerary with a group of hyper-competitive aspiring
romance writers is just a prelude to more Machiavellian
drama than an Italian opera.
First, their hotel burns to the ground. Then, when Emily's
lost luggage turns up found, the disgruntled literary
ladies raid her clothing supply like she's a one-woman
Gucci outlet. But the real killer is a contest sponsored
by a publishing house -- and the depths to which the dime-
novel divas will plunge to win a book contract. Amid
backstabbing and catcalling, bodies start turning up -- in
Emily's favorite outfits! Now, Emily will need more than a
phrasebook to say ciao to someone with a hot and spicy
passion for murder.
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