"fun and amusing contemporary romance"
In Los Angeles Mattie Brown took the slut (make that sex)
test as a lark. However, when she scores 18 percent on
the Internet based exam, she become outraged, humiliated
and upset as that tally is what a nun would obtain not a
twenty-seven years old siren, make that woman. Refusing
to be left behind she decides she will re-take the test as
soon as she gains some experiences. Of course Mattie has
no one to practice with, which is part of the reason she
scored in the lower get a sex life percentile. She needs a practice dummy so she can score an A+ on the
slut-meter and thinks she has the perfect hunk, a dumb all
body male model. If he fails her there is the sex shop
batteries not included. However, Mike Peterson is much
more than the body instructor as the computer game expert
plans to prove to the beautiful woman who has
propositioned him. THE PERFECT SCORE is a fun and amusing contemporary
romance that lampoons the American preoccupation with sex
and test scores. Mattie is fabulous as her quest takes
her into some interesting stores, a humorous discussion
with her mom (the asides are outrageously funny), and
ultimately with Mike who plans to make her the teacher's
pet. Julie Kenner provides a delightful lighthearted romp
that never takes itself seriously except when Mattie takes
tests. Harriet Klausner
Reviewed by Harriet Klausner
Posted July 25, 2006
SummaryBad Girl Grading System
A — Totally bad!!!
B — Could be worse...
C — Wannabe territory
D — Way too nice!
F — Give it up, Mattie Brown!
Mattie Brown has always prided herself at excelling at
everything. And that's why it's killing her that she scored
only 18% on a sex test! But she isn't going to take it lying
down. (Well, maybe she will, but that's beside the point.)
Her plan—to proposition Cullen Slater, the neighborhood
stud, for some hands-on instruction in how to make her sex
life sizzle. Too bad it's her cute, nice-guy neighbor Mike
Peterson who's lighting her fire....
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